What are some of the best jokes you've ever heard?

Here are some of the best jokes across various categories:

Corny Jokes

1. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
   Because the “P” is silent1.
2. What do clouds wear under their shorts?
   Thunder pants1.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field1.

Funny Jokes for All Ages

1. Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
   All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”2.
2. Why did the crab cross the road?
   It didn’t—it used the sidewalk2.
3. What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
   Iron Man stops the bad guy. Aluminum Man foils their plans2.

Dad Jokes

1. How do you make holy water?
   You boil the hell out of it3.
2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
   Nothing, it just waved3.
3. Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
   He kept throwing away the bent ones3.

Classic Jokes

1. What’s black and white and read all over?
   A newspaper1.
2. Why did the bicycle fall over?
   Because it was two-tired3.
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
   To get to the other slide (a classic variation).

These jokes are sure to bring laughter and groans