What are some of the best examples of sarcasm?

Here are some notable examples of sarcasm from various sources:

On Stupid Questions and Obvious Statements

• "When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark."12
• "Really, Sherlock? No You are clever."4

On Everyday Frustrations

• "Oh, fantastic My car broke down again. What a delightful surprise."3
• "Oh, great Another meeting, because we definitely don't waste enough time already."3
• "If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you."15

On Social Interactions

• "I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life."1
• "No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time."1
• "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!" – Billy Connolly5

On Appearance and Behavior

• "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." – Steven Wright15
• "You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing Someone’s losing a trailer, number one.” – Robin Williams12
• "I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception."1

On General Life and Situations

• "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."12
• "Find your patience before I lose mine."12
• "What an awful place I hope to go there someday.” (when shown beautiful vacation photos)4

On Work and Relationships

• "My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."1
• "Marriage. Because your crappy day doesn't have to end at work."1
• "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn’t the right answer."1

On Intelligence and Common Sense

• "Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."1
• "If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.”15
• "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”1